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"There's an old spirit that occupies the mansion down the Hopperfily lane. Don't even look up at the house or you will be possessed by that bloodthirsty ghost who had been wronged in his youth, being throttled to death by a friend in order to seize the mansion. The friend died soon after since the… Continue reading A Night to Remember
*Ding Dong* "New arrival. Please proceed to the nearest entrance on your left." He opened his eyes and followed the instructions. The entrance led to a crowd of grey haired fellows carrying around baskets as swiftly as teens. An old woman in a baseball hat and an intimidating shade of lipstick approached him. "Newbie, here's… Continue reading Overkilled
I am a simple shoemaker Tired, I sleep in the night Waiting for dawn To behold a marvelous sight. My shoes are polished My table is cleared My bag is packed The bits of paper disappeared. My alarm is dismissed (Though it did not wake me) My lost pencil is found My uniform is laid… Continue reading . . . Magical Elves
You can read the first part of my story here. "Are you sure you can't fix my ribs?",said Ignyor. "Maybe I could with magic when I was alive. I am a sorcerer not a doctor," Soxsmill scoffed. " I see. I had this illness," the guardian continued frowning. "I can't remember the name. "But the… Continue reading The Curious Case of the Heinous Cellotape #2
"If this is heaven I dislike it." "Welcome to hell! We meet again!" Said the old man. "I am the guardian of hell. Here are your chains. You will be wise enough to put them on." "So my curse has taken effect?" Said the sorcerer. "No it was a blessing. My curse has taken effect.… Continue reading The Curious Case of the Heinous Cellotape #1
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